
Prophets Cretins Skeptics
- Feb 00
Rant
The century date change seems not to have been the disaster
that many were predicting/looking forward to. (The first week of the new
century was the ideal time to buy bottled water at giveaway prices as stores
tried to clear unsold stock.) Apart from grumpy survivalists holed up in caves
and basements the rest of us were happy or at least relieved, that it was
business as usual, thanks to the updating and renewing of old software. (Some
people are now moaning at the cost of this, apparently unaware of the concept
of insurance. As my house hasn’t burnt down can I have a premium
refund………….?) Note that I have not said millennium bug as of course
the millennium had nothing to do with it and the century change everything. It
was the jump from 19 to 20 in the first two date digits that was the worry.
Profit
Prophesying anything has always had its risks
– particularly if the prophecy fails to come true within your lifetime –
you might have to explain yourself. Which brings me after a longer than usual
preamble to the first website.
Ed Yourdon was one of many who seemed to turn
"Y2K" warnings into a veritable industry (he was co-author of the
catchily titled "Time Bomb 2000"). The Netropolitan
column of New Scientist magazine said of Yourdon
recently, referring to the date rollover "….the author concedes that
the problem may not have been as bad as expected…." in a letter posted
on his website. Naturally I went to the website but perhaps through my own
ineptitude could not find this letter. What I did find was a statement that
all the "Y2K" articles and essays have been removed from the site
and would soon be issued in book form. Thanks to the public library system at
least I won’t have to fork out for a copy to find out what might have
happened and perhaps why it didn’t. Ed Yourdon certainly deserves the View’s
Turning Adversity into Profit (Prophet?) Award. (Further perusal of his site
shows Yourdon’s credentials are impressive but I worry about anyone who says
the movie The Matrix "….had a pretty clever plot line." - human
beings as energy sources for a malevolent computer – oh please.
Ed Cayce
Still with prophecy is Morgana’s Observatory, an attractively put
together site of prophecies and myths from around the world. The attitude here
is very "open minded" and generally interpretations are not offered
so that you can make up your own mind. All the usual suspects are present
including Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce but there is at least a change from the
usual "Western-centric" point of view on other pages as many
cultures get a look in.. Also covered are so-called mysteries such as
the Shroud of Turin. I said the site was open minded but when I found a page
entitled "The Fulfilled Prophecies of Nostradamus" the word gullible
sprang to my mind. As has been said before, an open mind is a good thing so
long as it is not so open that it fills up with garbage. I cannot resist
quoting a piece from Morgana’s page on the Sphinx. "…the most
interesting item I'd found concerning the Sphinx was what Edgar Cayce had
uttered while in trance: that there were hidden areas below the Sphinx and
that a Hall of Records would be discovered near the end of this century. All
of the other resources were dry, uninteresting, and relegated this great,
ancient structure to a minor existence -- constructed only as a memorial to
one egomaniacal pharaoh or another. To me, this theory lacked common
sense." Common sense indeed - Morgana’s
Observatory is well worth a visit – for entertainment.
Rapture Capture
Another prophecy site about foretellings of
the end of the world is called It’s The End Of The
World As We Know It……..Again . This is the perfect place to visit after you have had your fill of
Morgana’s Observatory – a witty, funny and thorough debunking of the whole
prophecy business. (And it certainly IS a business – Morgana lists 23 books
and 7 videos on Nostradamus alone – it would be funny if the corruption of
the sense of wonder was a subject for humor – though to be sure ridicule
certainly has its place.) The equal or better of Morgana in layout and ease of
navigation the content is… well, let the site speak for itself. "The
following pages contain the most comprehensive collection of apocalyptic
prophecies I could compile. Plus, discussion about the various types of
Doomsday warnings and obsessions, quirks of the calendar, predictions of
apocalypse from around the world and assorted other related stuff. So, if you
think you have time to look them over before the Big One hits, the UV rays fry
you, the nuclear winter freezes you, the Rapture captures you, the aliens
abduct you, the earth opens up to swallow you, the black helicopters come to
get you or the Satanic Y2K bug crashes your computer and plunges the world
into commie-pinko conspiracy chaos, then, by all means, enjoy!" There, I
couldn’t have put it better myself. I have as yet only visited a few of the
pages from It’s End of The World…. but this
is definitely one for my Favorites folder – highly recommended.
Calling all Cretins
There should be little in the previous site to
offend unless you are a prophet yourself but I am sure The
Cretin Coalition will do it for some people. Cretin is of course an acronym for Christian
Republican Evangelical Teaching International Network – what else? The site
is fairly basic compared to the two just mentioned but you will find here
entertaining and, I hope, enlightening sections on God and Biology, Math and
The Bible, and an interesting slant on Presidential hopeful George W. Bush. On
reflection if you are a right-wing fundamentalist The
Cretin Coalition is probably OK to visit as you wouldn’t get it
anyway.
Bunyips
The last site is an excellent resource for
those interested in claims of the paranormal, supernatural and occult. The
Skeptic’s Dictionary – A Guide for the New Millennium
gives the opportunity to turn a critical spotlight on the extraordinary claims
made by websites, magazines and TV programs. Even if your open-mindedness sits
at the gullible end of the spectrum you owe yourself a chance to see things
from a more, dare I say it, rational point of view as demonstrated here
"from abracadabra to zombies". Professor Robert T. Carroll is to be
congratulated on this well presented collection of over 338 articles with
sections on Suburban Myths (NOT the same as Urban Legends), Mass Media and
Internet Bunk, plus website reviews and much more. As with It’s the End of
the World…. this is one for bookmarking. I leave the last word to the Skeptic’s
Dictionary itself. " What you won’t find here is a sympathetic
ear for psychics, gurus, prophets or bunyips." Hear, hear.
Quotes
"It is impossible to
enjoy idling unless one has plenty of work to do" Jerome K. Jerome
"I am no more likely to
seek moral guidance in the Bible than in Homer's Iliad"
Ross W Sargent

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